Archive for August, 2006

Paris Hilton is the only one who likes her CD…

Before I spoil anyone’s fantasy, or crush anyone’s feelings they possibly could have had for Paris Hilton, I just want to warn you, that the following content is not for the faint of heart.

Bah-hah, who am I kidding, we all knew Paris Hilton’s CD was going to suck before Paris knew she was even making a CD.  It was inevitable, kind of like Lance Bass’ coming out of the closet.  It’s just one of those things that has to be. 

Anyways, poor Paris is the only one who even likes her own Debut album, but maybe some dolphin love will fill that empty void in Paris’ heart (hah, you thought I was going to say head, but that’s a whole different can of worms to open).
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Time to get our Snark on!

Snark? WTF is S-N-A-R-K?!

From the infallible Urban Dictionary:

"Combination of "snide" and "remark". Sarcastic comment(s).
Also snarky (adj.) and snarkily (adv.)

Here’s a couple examples:

His commentary was rife with snark.
and Your boundless ineptitude is astounding," she snarkily declared."

So there you have it ladies and gentlemen.  We here at Hollywood Snark aim to bring you the web’s best resource for Snarking the Stars.  Our blog will be rife with snark, just like the defenition’s example.  What’s more, we want to bring you more than just snide comments about stars and celebrities, we want you to get involved in making snark criticisms of your favourite stars in hollywood!

We realize it’s a tough job these days (with the likes of the Simpson family, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and we don’t even have to mention Tom Crusie, do we?), but someone’s gotta do it.  That’s why we’re here, to help you out, to give you your daily fix of Snark!