BRIT’S A BOY For Spears!

THAT ever trusty media outlet THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER says that Britney Spears popped out a little boy at 2am this morning in Los Angeles. Whilst I could wait for her publicist’s denial or confirmation, I feel it would be missing the point. OK! America reported last week that Ms. Spears is expecting a girl, whom she was gonna name Jailyn. (After her sister Jamie and her mom Lynne, obviously- Jail for short, probably). So if she’s had a boy then what are her and Spenderline gonna call the wee man? Sean Preston was named after Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs and Preston - which is a name that Brit loved since she was a child. So in that name-your-baby-in-a-totally-trailer-trash vein, I think they should name this baby (if indeed she has had it and it is a boy) Emiven - after Eminem and the baby’s pop Kevin. Kinda has a nice ring to it, don’t it? Yay! Buckets of KFC all round!

UPDATE: So The Enquirer scooped Us Weekly, People mag and all the other tabs, by announcing the news first that Spears had given birth to a boy. No news on whether they’ll be naming it Emiven yet though.