Joe Simpson: stage dad doesn’t begin to cover it.

So not only is Joe Simpson a creepy pervert, but he’s a controlling jerk as well.

The same man who said about his daughter, "She’s got double Ds! You can’t cover those suckers up!" is now pushing the paparazzi out of his way so he can take his own photos of Jessica and Ashlee.

Ok, seriously. I don’t want to think that my dad even knows I have boobs. And if he went around saying I had 36C boobs or referred to them as "suckers," I might have to kick his a$$.

And now, Joe thinks that the best way to make sure his daughters get positive media attention is to take his own pictures and then only allow his photos to be approved on a popular website for high profile events. He’s been known to push other photographers out of the way and to block their shots with his camera.

Seriously, if Joe wants his daughters to have positive media attention then he needs to go throw himself off a cliff or something. Having a dirty perv as a father sure isn’t helping their image any.