Rosie O’Donnell: everyone could be “a tiny bit gay”

OLD Rosie’s been giving Oprah a good tongue lashing today and no, not in the way Gayle King supposedly would like to, say TMZ:

Rosie O’Donnell trained her gaydar on Oprah Winfrey and her BFF Gayle King on "The View," saying that the talk-show queen and her BFF Gayle King are, despite their protestations to the contrary and despite their not being full-blown lovers, "a tiny bit gay." As the denizens of "The View" mused about Oprah and Gayle’s cross-country trip, as chronicled on Oprah’s season premiere Monday, Rosie turned her attention to the pair. Her assessment? "You might be a little bit gay, you’re just not doin’ it," she said of O and G, explaining that an absence of sex wouldn’t preclude the pair from sharing in a certain sapphic satisfaction.

Whether or not she’s pushing Oprah and Gayle towards an admission, Rosie also said that she thinks everyone could be "a tiny bit gay." Needless to say, her cohort and sparring partner Elisabeth Hasselbeck does not.

A call to Oprah’s rep at Harpo Productions was not returned. And Rosie, on her blog yesterday, lavished praise on Oprah and the premiere, saying that she was "brilliant," "beautiful," and "something else all [sic] together."

So, maybe a lot of Rosie’s friends are a tiny bit gay? Who knows? Wait, what’s that loud scratching sound I hear? It’s O’Donnell’s name being violently crossed off the impending TomKat wedding invite list over at the Cruise mansion. Of course, still on the list are the Beckhams, with Victoria telling everyone how "Tom’s perfectly normal". The Beckham’s other BBFs being- Elton John and David Furnish.