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OSH DUHAMEL got in a fight over his lovely lady lumps- Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas- claims E!s Ted Casablanca.

JOSH DUHAMEL suddenly slams a mouthy extra for dissin’ his hubba-hubba squeeze, FERGIE of The Black Eyed Peas! Insiders say Duhamel, about to shoot a scene, overheard an extra standing behind him whisper lewdly to a fellow extra that he’d like “do” Fergie – and the word wasn’t “do!” Duhamel whirled, got right in Potty Mouth’s face and shouted, “WHAT DID YOU SAY?!” Then he slammed into the guy, shoving him so hard he stumbled backward and piled into another extra. Recovering quickly, Potty Mouth attacked Duhamel, returning the hard shove. Furious Duhamel cocked his fist and charged, but crew members… yelling “SECURITY!!”… piled in and held the combatants back. When the dust cleared, Potty Mouth was frog-marched off the set and canned! Josh took a few minutes to catch his breath, then shot the scene.

Dear oh dear Josh. The woman’s not worth fighting over. The guy was probably talking about Sarah ‘Fergie’ Ferguson - the more attractive Duchess of York, or Josh simply missheard. The guy didn’t get time to add that he’d love to ‘do’ Fergie- IF she had a bag over her head that is… 

HEATHER Mills last night threatened to sue The Sun — as supermodel Kate Moss became the latest to expose her as a LIAR. In the most hilarious part of the ever nasty divorce case the latest row comes over whether or not Heather was made to crawl to the bathroom by Paul in the middle of the night, because Sir Paul wouldn’t let her use a potty. However, the ever comical Mossy posse claims that: “Kate reassured Stella that she knew Heather was a liar because she had seen her hopping around.

“She said she was ‘jumping around like a f****** gazelle’ and is prepared to swear to it, in court if necessary.”

Kate added that Heather is “extremely athletic” and “not the sort of person to crawl anywhere”. And I totally believe Kate on this one. That’s ignoring, of course teh fact that Mills is busy crawling right into a huge slice of the McCartney fortune- which, when she gets her hands on she will have to spend the rest of her life in Kathmandu enjoying, for fear of being spat on everywhere she goes… Full story after the jump. Read the rest of Heather Mills McCartney is “like a gazelle” claims Kate Moss

"I feel like I’ve lived five lifetimes and I am only 20," Lindsay Lohan claims in this week’s News Of The World.

"You have to hit rock bottom sometimes to get yourself back to the top."

"I lay there screaming, throwing things, because the pains were so intense in my head and my liver. In the end I didn’t even have the strength to take a shower," says the actress and pop singer.

"It was terrifying. But going through s*** makes me that much stronger."

 However, someone seems to have forgotten to tell the starlet that that’s pretty much just how you feel on your average hangover. Well, mine feel like that anyway..

For more of the Lindz interview - including a fun little snippet where Lohan claims she is just like a Sex and The City character, entirely missing the fact that not only has she slept with as many men as all of the girls in the show put together, she actually looks like she’s pushing forty too - read away after the jump. Read the rest of Lindsay Lohan feels one hundred years old (and looks it, too)

Is Kate Hudson pregnant? She was spotted spending over $1500 dollars on newborn baby clothes this week.

Hmmm…so who is the daddy?

Kate is supposedly dating Owen Wilson. Do they have a You, Me and Baby situation going on???

Or did she get knocked up by her soon to be ex, Chris Robinson??

If she is pregnant, hopefully she will cut the new kid’s hair. Here’s Kate with her SON Ryder.

Snoop Dogg’s biography is out in stores now. It is entitled, "Love Don’t Live Here No More: Book One Of Doggy Tales."

Book One?

Yes, Snoop plans to release another six volumes of his biography.

Who does Snoop think he is? I’m not sure someone could write a seven volume biography on JFK or Lincoln.

The idea of a seven volume biography on Snoop Dogg, of all people, is absolutely ridiculous.

Of course, he is busy having new experiences to add to the book. He was arrested last night on suspicion of illegal drug and gun possession at a California airport.

You have to pretty dumb to get arrested on drug and gun possession at an AIRPORT. You can’t even bring your shampoo on an airplane, much less drugs and guns.

In case you are interested in buying book one in the series, it is about a mother and her wanna be hip-hop artist son. Snoop says:

"He’s at an age where he has to move out and feels like his mother’s boyfriend at the same time, your mother’s lover. It’s like, ‘Get this grown-ass n**ga out the house and let him do his own thing."

His mother’s lover? What? What kind of sick book is this?

On the other hand, it comes with a free CD.