Fergie tries to be sexy and fails

Posted: October 3, 2006 @ 7:58 am

Fergie is dipped in Chocolate

HERE’S Fergie BEP on the set of her new video with two scantily clad girls in what looks like a mud wrestling pit, but is actually chocolate cake.

Thing is, it’s Fergie- when she tries to play the sex card, just like when Tom Cruise tries to play the hetero card, something just doesn’t quite add up. Girls wrestling in a pit, should be hot, but the minute you see Fergie and you look at the chocolately mess she’s sitting in, you can’t help but think back to when she peed her pants on stage and think: ‘Has her incontinence problem gotten worse?’ . Of course, maybe she’s just come up with a novel way of disguising that face so boyfriend Josh Duhamel doesn’t get distracted in bed. Look at the body, Josh, don’t look at the face…

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  1. i am thai.^.^ said,

    April 1, 2007 @ 10:56 pm
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    I cannot speak English.

  2. Gone Hollywood said,

    April 2, 2007 @ 12:55 pm
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    Fergie: I Was a Teenaged Lesbian…

    Fergie used to be a drugged-out lesbian in real life. Now, she just plays one in the movies.

    Sexy Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie has admitted to a series of lesbian flings. Fergie, 31, said she rebelled against a Catholic upbringing and went on a wild…

  3. la la la said,

    December 10, 2008 @ 10:56 am
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    arriva fergie

    arriva fergie

    fergie es la mejor

    si ke si ea

    ea

    ea

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