Note to Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler: He is not worth fighting over!

It was a battle of the skanky people early this morning in Hollywood.

Nasty Travis filed for divorce from Skanky Shanna. Then Trashy Paris was caught on tape making out with Nasty Travis.

Last night, Skanky Shanna ran into Trashy Paris at a club. Paris says that Shanna came up to her, used "vile" language and then punched her in the jaw.

Shanna says she was merely cussing out Paris when Paris’ ex, Stavros Niarchos, popped out of nowhere, grabbed Shanna, bent her wrists, poured a drink on her and shoved her down some stairs.

Hahahahahaha!

I’m sorry. It’s not funny. But God, is it funny!

So now both Skanky Shanna and Trashy Paris have filed police reports alleging that they were both assaulted. I personally am considering filing a report because I am constantly assaulted by their displays of filth.

And speaking of filth..look at Travis! Why would you fight over him? Just looking at him makes me want to get a tetanus shot.