George Clooney is classic like Cary Grant

HERE’S Just one of the pics of gorgeous GEORGE CLOONEY in the next issue of Vanity Fair. And, the way I read it, this interview seems to be pretty much George’s way of once and for all coming out of the closet. Doesn’t make much difference to me, really. I’ve always loved him and I never actually imagined for a second that I’d actually be in with a chance with him. Well, maybe once when he played the baby doctor on ER, but you can let that one go. Lucky Clive Owen it would seem, may actually have a pretty good chance with the Cloonster, who describes his sexuality as "fascinating": 

George on Clive Owen: "(He is) the big find in the past two or three years. I think he’s a movie star. He’s, like, a man - there’s a sexuality and a masculinity that I think is really interesting."

George on the best actress in the world: "I will tell you right now — (Cate Blanchett) will win the Oscar. She’s the best actor working today. Not actress, she’s an actor. Intimidating, in a way, to work with an actor that good."

George on Johnny Depp: "(He) just keeps doing really good stuff. He’s just a really, really smart and good actor."

George on being left red-faced when he first moved to Hollywood because he didn’t realise the women who were hitting on him were prostitutes: ""We stopped right in front of the old SAG building. And there used to be just tons of hookers there - like 15 on that night in particular. I’d never seen a hooker in my life, coming from Kentucky and all these girls came up to the car and were like, ‘Baby, want to party? You want to party with me?’ And I was like, ‘Girls love me, man! I ‘m on fire in this town! I should have come here a long time ago! Chicks dig me!’ And Miguel goes, ‘They’re hookers, you idiot.’"

George on his plan to put celeb-snapping photographers out of business: "Here is my theory on debunking photographs in magazines, you know, the paparazzi photographs. I want to spend every single night for three months going out with a different famous actress. You know, Halle Berry one night, Salma Hayek the next, and then walk on the beach holding hands with Leonardo DiCaprio. People would still buy the magazines, they’d still buy the pictures, but they would always go, ‘I don’t know if these guys were putting us on or not.’"

George underestimates me and millions of other tabloid readers like me. I would totally believe it if I saw pics of George and Leo on the beach walking hand in hand. But Salma? - I don’t think so George. Everyone knows she’s dating Pene Cruz…