Britney Spears baby may actually be a girl, er, not called Sutton

KFED talked to Seattle based radio station Jackie and Bender on Thursday morning about being on CSI and let he slip that he and Britney are planning a little publicity stunt involving Spears baby no.2 on the week of the release of KFED’s crappy CD. It turns out that the baby boy formerly known as Sutton Pierce may in actual fact be a baby girl named Waynetta

Jackie: There’s rumors that Sutton is not a boy. Have you heard that?
Kevin: Only from my friends, cause I haven’t told them so I haven’t told them anything and my wife hasn’t spoken to anybody about anything, so…
Bender: Cause word has it that she’ll reveal the news the week your cd drops.
Kevin: Um, I don’t know, that might be all rumors too.
Jackie: Isn’t that strange when you hear that, when you have a child and people tell you the sex is a different one.
Kevin: Yeah it’s crazy. Well it’s even crazier when people are telling me my child’s name.
Bender: Oh so Sutton is not the baby’s name.
Kevin: Oh yeah there you go.

I don’t know if s/he’s really named Waynetta, Eminemita, or SPF, and whether or not Brit ‘n’ Kev have been playing some great trick on the public regarding their precious second born only to be revealed just before Kev’s CD flops, but none of the ideas cooked up by the weed- addled, cheeto-nourished brains of the Federlines would be able shock me anymore.