Brooke Hogan lost her date for Prom.

Brooke Hogan was ready to be on the cover of Prom magazine, which apparently you need to buy if you are a high school girl who thinks that prom will be the most exciting experience in your life.

But after Prom magazine found out that Brooke was going to appear on the cover of FHM, dressed in very little clothing, they decided to pull Brooke off the cover. I guess Prom figures that parents don’t want to give their daughters the idea that it is ok to do this:

on prom night.

Meanwhile, what is up with Hulk Hogan? For someone who appeared to be concerned with how Brooke dressed and danced why is he showing off his barely dressed teenage daughter like she is the prize cow at the county fair?

Have we found the next Joe Simpson?