Paris Hilton Sucks In Bed- (and not in a good way)…

SEX video star Paris Hilton turned out to be a total flop in bed once the cameras stopped rolling — because she was so wasted on drugs.

In an exclusive interview with the News of the World the heiress’s ex, and publicity whore Backstreet Boy Nick Carter, revealed: "She was a drunken prude who as far as I can see did not really like sex.

"She relied on drugs and drink to give her confidence in the bedroom and was more often than not too wasted to even perform.

"I lost count of the nights I had to pick her off the floor and drag her to bed passed out." To be fair- Paris finally shutting the hell up and being too out of it to inflict her lazy sex acts on anyone would have been the moment I’d have been praying for all day, but Nick strikes me as yer classic dumb blonde he can’t spot a decent break when he’s being given one. He goes on to tell how Paris smuggled drugs, was really vain, talks about banging Ashlee Simpson while she was still ugly [pre- nose job] and then says a whole load of stuff that I couldn’t be bothered to read as I hate the pair of them, but that if you want to read follows after the jump.  

Nick, 26, was not surprised when two weeks ago the News of The World published pictures of her at a Milan fashion show with what appeared to be cannabis in her make-up bag.

He claims she was so hooked on the drug she’d even smuggle it on to aeroplanes — in TEDDY BEARS.

"If she was going overseas she’d cut a hole in her teddy and stuff it with cannabis," he said.

"She had to have her own private stash with her at all times regardless of the consequences."

But Nick admits the first time he clapped eyes on the 25-year-old hotel heiress— best known for appearing in an explicit sex tape with another ex Rick Saloman — he thought she was anything but shy.

"She made it clear she wanted to have sex and couldn’t keep her hands off me," he said.

"At the start she loved to tease me by saying she wasn’t wearing any pants. But because I know Paris is used to getting what she wants when she wants, I was determined to make her wait, which drove her wild with desire.

"In fact I held out for three weeks before I had sex with her.

"We’d flown to the Bahamas and I wanted everything to be perfect. But Paris got completely wasted and the sex was distinctly average as we were both too drunk to really enjoy it. It was just a blur of Jack Daniel’s."

However the pair were so besotted, Nick had her name tattooed on his wrist and she had his inscribed on her bottom.

But Paris’s vast wealth started to come between them. Nick said: "In reality I think she loved me because she thought, with all her money, she could control me.

"But I’ve never met anybody who can spend so needlessly. One day she even came home with a pair of FERRETS, which are illegal in California. I think she had simply run out of things to buy."

Nick, whose fly-on-the-wall show House Of Carters is aired on satellite channel E! from Sunday November 6, said: "At the start it was lovely being looked after by a girl, but it began to tear us apart.

"All she wanted to do was drink and smoke and for a while I was lured into that whole scene too.

"Night after night we’d just get utterly wasted and Paris can’t take her drink. I’d be pulling her off nightclub floors, with her wearing next to nothing, and putting her to bed totally off her head."

Nick also got fed up with Paris’s vanity.

"The only thing that made her happy was her own reflection," he said. "She spends so much time looking at herself in the mirror telling herself how gorgeous she is."

Then, seven months into their relationship the cracks really started to show. "I heard rumours that Paris was cheating on me," said Nick.

"I wanted revenge. When I was in Texas with the band I met singer Ashlee Simpson and we slept together.

"Unfortunately I lied to her and said I’d split with Paris so when she found out I hadn’t, it was the last I heard from her.

"Then Paris found out and we were over too. Now the last person I’d date is some rich kid who’s had everything handed to her on a plate. Give me a normal girl any day." Yeah, yeah Nick. I’m guessing you just pretty much take what you can get these days.