Heather Mills McCartney is “like a gazelle” claims Kate Moss

HEATHER Mills last night threatened to sue The Sun — as supermodel Kate Moss became the latest to expose her as a LIAR. In the most hilarious part of the ever nasty divorce case the latest row comes over whether or not Heather was made to crawl to the bathroom by Paul in the middle of the night, because Sir Paul wouldn’t let her use a potty. However, the ever comical Mossy posse claims that: “Kate reassured Stella that she knew Heather was a liar because she had seen her hopping around.

“She said she was ‘jumping around like a f****** gazelle’ and is prepared to swear to it, in court if necessary.”

Kate added that Heather is “extremely athletic” and “not the sort of person to crawl anywhere”. And I totally believe Kate on this one. That’s ignoring, of course teh fact that Mills is busy crawling right into a huge slice of the McCartney fortune- which, when she gets her hands on she will have to spend the rest of her life in Kathmandu enjoying, for fear of being spat on everywhere she goes… Full story after the jump.

Lady Mucca, 38, has instructed lawyers to take action after details of her marriage-split with Sir Paul McCartney were published last week.

Her legal team claimed that there had been “false, damaging, and immensely upsetting statements” about the former model.

But it is not clear what exactly she plans to sue us about.

The Sun will vigorously defend any legal action.

Kate, 32, has told Macca’s dress designer daughter Stella, her best friend, that claims in Heather’s leaked divorce are “utter b******t”.

At one point in the papers, one-legged Heather said she had to crawl to the toilet at night without her false limb on because ex-Beatle Paul, 64, objected to her using a bedpan in their bedroom.

A friend of Kate said: “Kate reassured Stella that she knew Heather was a liar because she had seen her hopping around.

“She said she was ‘jumping around like a f****** gazelle’ and is prepared to swear to it, in court if necessary.”

Kate added that Heather is “extremely athletic” and “not the sort of person to crawl anywhere”.

The pal added: “Kate has met Heather and has seen her with the prosthetic limb on and off. She’s now been telling everyone what a scheming liar Heather is.”

Sir Paul was deeply hurt by Heather’s claim that he beat her and his late first wife Linda.

Here are lies which show she has not got a reputation to defend.

LIE 1: Lady Mucca frantically denied working as a prostitute. But in July it emerged she was a £5,000-a-night hooker whose clients including arms dealer Adnan Khashoggi and an Arab prince.

LIE 2: Heather told Sir Paul she had only been a topless model. In June we revealed she was snapped in a string of pornographic poses for a German sex manual.

LIE 3: Her first husband Alfie Karmal has branded her a compulsive liar who left him for a ski instructor called Milos.

LIE 4: Former childhood pal Margaret Ambler threatened to sue Heather over her claims they were abducted and sexually abused as kids. Margaret, 40, insists it was only her who suffered the ordeal.

LIE 5: Mucca — who as a teenager admitted shoplifting — stole the identity of a top investigative reporter with the same name, Heather Mills, in a bid to land a TV job. The real journalist said Heather pretended to be her in meetings with telly executives.

LIE 6: Heather’s dad Mark, 65, says she made up stories about him abusing her as a child.

Meanwhile the net closed in on a mole trying to smear Sir Paul by leaking Heather’s court papers.

It emerged yesterday that the document was faxed to the Press Association news agency from a central London newsagent’s shop

It was sent just after 1.30pm last Tuesday from Drury News on Drury Lane. The eight-page document was apparently prepared by the office of top lawyer Anthony Julius, employed by Heather.

His company, Mishcon de Reya, is a 15-minute walk from the shop. Owner Peter Mehta said he remembered a brunette woman aged 35 to 45 going in to send a fax last Tuesday afternoon.

He said: “I had no idea it was such a sensitive document.”