Lindsay Lohan feels one hundred years old (and looks it, too)

"I feel like I’ve lived five lifetimes and I am only 20," Lindsay Lohan claims in this week’s News Of The World.

"You have to hit rock bottom sometimes to get yourself back to the top."

"I lay there screaming, throwing things, because the pains were so intense in my head and my liver. In the end I didn’t even have the strength to take a shower," says the actress and pop singer.

"It was terrifying. But going through s*** makes me that much stronger."

 However, someone seems to have forgotten to tell the starlet that that’s pretty much just how you feel on your average hangover. Well, mine feel like that anyway..

For more of the Lindz interview - including a fun little snippet where Lohan claims she is just like a Sex and The City character, entirely missing the fact that not only has she slept with as many men as all of the girls in the show put together, she actually looks like she’s pushing forty too - read away after the jump.

 

The wild child has had a string of dalliances with celebs like John Lennon’s son Sean, Bruce Willis, Leonardo DiCaprio, Colin Farrell, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Jared Leto and Joaquin Phoenix.

She confesses: "Sex And The City changed everything for me because those girls would just sleep with so many people. And that’s me. I’m not dating just one person.

"It is the variety of partners everyone likes, especially at my age. I’m like Angelina Jolie, taking on lovers. I don’t need a steady relationship.

"I mean if the sex is bad, the relationship’s not going anywhere. Anyway, I don’t even think I have had my best kiss yet."

Most recently seen out on the town with American millionaire restaurateur Harry Morton, 25, Lindsay admits: "I have only been in love once and that was with Wilmer.

"But the timing was bad. And there were all these girls around. He would flirt and I couldn’t handle that. I couldn’t trust him.

"My mum’s going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people—but if I’m going to give my body to someone, I’d rather them not be with other people. It’s very old-fashioned.

"The guys I am really attracted to now don’t drink, don’t smoke and don’t do anything else."

For now her career comes first. New movie Georgia Rule will be followed by Oscar Wilde’s A Woman Of No Importance—and her second solo pop album is due out at the end of the year.

"I don’t want any distractions so I’m not ready to settle down with anyone yet," she says. "I feel blessed just to be where I am right now."