Eminem admits he and Mariah Carey DID do the wild thing- for six wondrous months

 

"Yes, me and Mariah did have a relationship for about a good six, seven months," said Eminem last week during an interview with his Sirius Satellite Radio station, Shade 45. "(But) it didn’t work. I wasn’t really into what she was into; our personalities collided. She’s a diva, and I’m a little more regular, I guess." Em went on to blast Mariah for saying they never had a relationship, calling her words that start with the letters "b" and "c." "I can never deny her talent, but the fact that she denied we ever had something, that’s bad." Hm, I’m kinda sad these two didn’t produce any offspring. Imagine, they’d have produced a musical genius that can reach the highest notes and bust a few rhymes in between and a Diva that would not only want everything unreasonably just so, but then pistol whip anyone who didn’t give them their own way up side the head. Imagine the musical mash ups this would have inspired: "I will always love you- until I want to kill you and drive my car into a river with you in the trunk "- Beautiful. Oh why did it have to end?