Lindsay Lohan says no to sex - er, really?

 

Robbie Williams made a play for everyones favourite "party girl" Lindsay Lohan — but was left stunned when she turned him down him reports today’s London Sun. He ambled up to the 20-year-old actress in a club and tried to deliver a chat-up line, but she just gave him a “weird look” and walked off. Red-faced Robbie, who has a £90million fortune, quietly left the nightspot with his two minders. An onlooker said: “Robbie was hanging around in the VIP area with his bodyguards when he saw his chance to chat up Lindsay. “After making a bit of eye contact he went over. But she was having none of it. She just turned on her heels and walked away.” The singer, 32, had arrived at Los Angeles club Hyde looking dapper in a jacket with tails and jeans. Onlookers said he immediately started trying to chat up girls before noticing Lindsay — currently dating Diana Ross’s son Evan, 18. One said: “He seemed to be in a huge hurry and was hitting on every attractive girl in the vicinity.” Okay so I don’t believe this story at all. Lohan turning down an offer of sex? Never. I know what went down here. Robbie went up to Lindsay and asked her if she’d washed her butt properly recently  “weird look” before she walked off.. We all should take heed of Williams’ advice today regarding asses:- fresh is best, kids, fresh is best.