Robbie Williams has ifs, butts and maybes

 

ROBBIE WILLIAMS (the swinging Brit pop star not the American comedian) has turned into an obsessive-compulsive with some rather cheeky ways he has revealed. The singer shocked listeners to Australian radio with intimate details about his personal hygiene. Robbie admitted that he no longer wipes his bottom with normal loo paper because it doesn’t do the, er, job properly. He said: “I take wet wipes with me everywhere. I can’t stand loo paper. It doesn’t give the total clean I demand.” Robbie also talked far too much about his new-found fear of ladies who fail to match his rigorous hygiene standards. Most of them are too rank to print. But he did explain: “Fresh is best.” He didn’t reveal how he likes his guys butts to be but I’m guessing that in that case fresh is best too. - It’s always better to sing when you’re rimming, eh Rob?