TomKat Wedding Goes Meow!

Raise your hand if you are AMPED about the TomKat Wedding! Anyone? Anybody? Bueller?

OK, so They aren’t exactly America’s Sweethearts what with the couch jumping and team switching of religions and possible sexual orientations but if Brooke Shields can let it go, we can too.

As if this wedding could get any more bizarre, we’ve discovered that the traditional Scientology ceremony includes a reminder to the groom that "girls need clothes and food and tender happiness and frills, a pan, a comb, perhaps a cat — and is asked to provide them all" while the bride is gently reminded that "young men are free and may forget their promises."

Awesome! So when Tom comes stumbling home drunk from dollar mojito night at The Man Hole covered in body glitter, all he has to do is tap his ring to remind Mrs. Cruise that all is fair in Scientology’s version of Love.