TomKat Wedding: The Haikus

You could go too any old celebrity gossip site and see the Tom Cruise Katie Holmes wedding coverage, but we’re bringing it to you via the ancient art of the Haiku!  I know! We’re Zen Like That.

Katie Looks Like She
Stole That Dress From Joan Collins
It Is Not Fashion

I Am Pretty Sure
My Mom Has That Dress Way To
Look Old There Kate

I’d Be Sad Too If
I Was Marrying A Huge
Fag Good Luck With That

Suri’s Cute But Her
Real Parents Are Bjork And
Legolas The Elf