John Travolta A No Show At TomKat Wedding

Noticably absent from the attendees of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ Italian wedding ceremony was Scientology Home Skillet John Travolta. The high profile Disco King was rumoured to have been piloting his own jet to Italy to join the likes of Jennifer Lopez and Lisa Marie Presley at the celebrity wedding of the year, but he and wife Kelly Preston were nowhere to be found in or around the premises of the rented castle where the wedding was held.

Why the straight up stone cold diss to TomKat? Spectators buzz that it was because if Oprah ain’t there, it ain’t worth it.  Another Scientologist and Oprah entourage member, Kirstie Alley, also skipped TomKat’s big day.

The newlyweds neglected to invite the woman whose couch Tom put his dirty feet all over in an effort to show everyone how crazy in love he is with Katie. If somebody jumps all over my couch, they won’t be screaming how much they love somebody, except for maybe Jesus because he’ll be the only on who can save them when I get through giving them the beatdown. The snub was gracefully laughed off by Oprah saying she was relieved that she didn’t have to pick out a gift for the couple that has everything. I would have suggested a cult deprogramming session for Katie and some elevator shoes for Tom.