Britney’s Bi?

Question: Will Kevin Federline ever stop trying to extract revenge on his soon to be ex-wife?
Answer: No

Now that the Brit-Kev Sex Tape is but a fantasy of teenage MySpace denizens, Kevin "Take It Sleazy" Federline is looking to cash in by spilling the beans about his former wife’s bedroom preferences:

"Britney Spears’ jilted hubby Kevin Federline is to claim she is bisexual and begged him for three-in-a-bed romps. Federline, 28, will say the Pop Princess regularly fantasised about women and was desperate to share one with him. The allegations will be at the centre of a bitter custody battle for their kids Sean Preston, one, and two-month-old Jayden James. A family source close to Federline said he was "prepared to reveal everything in court". The insider added: "Britney has told him more than once she is sexually attracted to women and men equally. "She has asked Kevin many times if they could have a threesome."

First of all, THAT’S HOT. Second of all, why on earth would anyone believe ANYTHING Kevin Federline has to say anymore? He could tell me my house was on fire and I would just sit there and coolly sip my Starbuck’s Eggnog Latte, safe in the knowledge that my humble abode was fine because everything that comes out of his mouth is a filthy lie.