Lindsay Lohan Hearts Her Some Kevin Federline

A desperate for attention LiLo sat in one of many ill fated cars earlier this week blasting of all things Kevin Federline’s new album. I know what you are thinking, that she was strung out on the drugs and didn’t know any better. Not the new and mature LiLo!

Lindz was looking to extract some revenge on Britney Spears of all people, as if her life wasn’t a pathetic mess not to be envied. The paparats swarmed Brit and her new roll doggie Paris Hilton while Princess Firecrotch I Want To Be Left Alone By The Media was ignored entirely.

But later that evening at Teddy’s nightclub she was definately smoking something:

"Friends said Lindsay was singing Kevin’s praises as an artist an actually said she thought he was so sexy, she wouldn’t mind "hooking up with him," sometime. The rumor got back to Britney, who could only roll her eyes at the news. "Take him," she told the table of friends. "Tell her please, seriously, take him!"

Up until now, I’ve haven’t taken Lindsay’s drug use as a threat, but now I feel the need to stage an intervention, STAT. If she’s looking to slide between the greasy thighs of the sloppy seconds of Britney, a man with no discernible talent except downing cans of Bud Light and rolling blunts while driving, that’s when you know she’s got a problemo.