Oops! Britney Forgot Her Panties Again

Posted: November 28, 2006 @ 8:00 am

For the love of Pete Doherty, will someone please stop the Britney Train Wreck before it careens right off the track?

We had such high hopes, too. What with the 180 pounds of nasty ass husband she dropped, that sassy bob and appearance on Letterman, it was all adding up to the comeback of the year! And now look:

We got Paris doing her best No Neck Nosferatu impression with Britney in a coat she ripped off of Prince’s wardrobe from The Purple Rain years coupled with a panty flash that reveals something that just gave birth to a baby, like, 10 minutes ago. Won’t someone think of Sean Preston and Jayden James? I guess noone cares anymore now that they aren’t getting dropped on their heads or put into carseats backwards or driving around the corner to Starbuck’s in Momma Brit’s lap but WHAT ABOUT THE FUTURE? What’s the point of dodging death only to be mortified to your grave with your mom’s lack of interest in undergarments?

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  1. britneydoesit.com said,

    November 28, 2006 @ 11:29 pm
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    C’mon, do you really think she just happened to be photographed coming out of a car with no panties and there just happens to be a paparazzi right there ready to snap her snapper, right when everybody is wondering if there is a sex tape. C’mon — it’s a setup, and y’all are all just sheep.

    bdi.

  2. PadThaiPrincess said,

    November 29, 2006 @ 9:43 am
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    Sex tapes been dismissed as existing last week, K-Fed’s lawyer did so. I totally agree, she’s just dying to show it off in sime unholy horny comeback move.

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