Lindsay Dumped By The Mean Girls

Awww, look who’s heading out to the club with Mommy! Why, it’s little Sean Preston Federline, the replacement for Lindsay Lohan as she’s been given her walking papers  from the Pink Crotch Shot Ladies

12 hours after Little Miss Lohan whined to the press about getting a drink tossed on her by La Hilton, she was coming full circle as she was hopping into The Car of Sleaze carrying Paris and Britney Spears:

"Paris never hit me. She’s my friend. Everyone lies about everything. … Please, stop trying to make us hate each other."

Even the most amateur of bumbling gumshoes could tell you that if you plan on offering contradictory evidence, it helps if the first round of statements didn’t come from your own collagen injected mouth.

It didn’t help matters anyway since later that evening Paris was overheard at Hyde screeching:

"You’re a fucking coked-out whore; don’t ever say you’re my friend again!"  Tell that Firecrotch she’s no longer welcome!"

Sounds like the Pot calling the Kettle out for staying too long in the Mystic Tan Chamber.