Eva Longoria And Tony Parker: The Road To Divorce

OK, so I know that’s a wee bit cruel to say that on the announcement of Wisteria Lane Wedding Bells but come on! He’s an NBA star, she’s a prime time soap opera actress. They’ve broken up, gotten back together all under a mist of whispered affairs and open admissions of kinky sex together.The chances that they will live happily ever after about as high as Kevin Federline’s next job is going to be teaching Classical Poetry at Harvard.