Britney Drops Her Undies For Charity

With Pop Tart Princess Britney Spears running around town sans skivvies media outlets are begging the question "What did she do with all her panties?" She was trying to HELP people, yo. La Spears was just one of the stars to donate items to the legendary auction house Christie’s where wealthy attendees could bid on items from Christina Aguilera to The Olsen Twins.

Its not so much the bald kitten flashing that is upsetting as it is the letting of Paris Hilton hold little Sean Preston, who is clearly thrilled to be playing Auntie P.:

Ye Gods! Does Britney not know where those Giant Man Hands have been? I hope he’s had his rabies and tetanus shots.