Desperate Housewives Cook It Up

The Ladies of Wisteria Lane are the subject of a cookbook called The Desperate Housewives Cookbook: Juicy Dishes and Saucy Bits, a great holiday gift for the Desperado Afficianado on your Naughty or Nice list.

Hold the phone here, Hoss.. You mean these women actually EAT? Inconcievable! The recipes do sound good, things like Garlic Mashed Potatoes by the kitchen inept Susan and Shrimp With Chorizo and Red Pepper for the slightly more upscale Gabrielle but it’s not like I’m going to buy a cookbook from an ensemble of women who look like they collectively have had 2 croutons and a cup of orange juice a day divided between the five of them.