Dina Lohan: Worst. Mother. Ever.

Paris Hilton isn’t the only celebrity out there who is none to enamoured with Lindsay Lohan’s less than professional behaviour, you can add beef with Jessica Biel and the derision of Will Ferrell to that A-List as well:

According to the New York Post, Lindsay Lohan had a little too much champagne and made a big scene at the GQ Men of the Year dinner while her guardian Dina Lohan watched on. According to the newspaper Lindsay wasn’t too thrilled about seeing Jessica Biel. Biel was at the event with her assistant who was Lindsay’s ex assistant. There must have been some sort of fall out between Lindsay and her ex assistant because Lohan started screaming at the private dinner "If she stays, I’m outta here! I can’t look at that girl! I can’t believe you would allow an assistant in here - she doesn’t belong in here!" Many at the event were astounded by Lindsay’s antics. Jessica Biel’s friend reveals that the actress didn’t steal anyone’s assistant. "Her assistant stopped working for Lindsay a long time ago. And whatever drama happened, Jess was no part of it. She is not part of [Lohan’s] crowd - she is a professional."

It only got worse for the enfant terrible as the party’s focus shifted from the awards to the temper tantrums thrown by LiLo while Mommie Dearest DIna looked on:

We hear news got around at the event and other stars were overheard discussing the tirade. According to reports, Will Ferrell turned to (Leonardo)DiCaprio, (Al)Gore and (Ben)Affleck and said, "Who cares about that freak anymore, anyway?" - setting off laughter. "Dina did a lousy job of reining in her daughter, and it looked like she just used Lindsay to get into the party in the first place."

Dina also pulled a major faux pas on the radio last week when she revealed that yes, Lindsay was attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings after Princess Firecrotch was spotted with a Sobriety Chip necklace around her freckled neck sometime back(it wasn’t hers.) I guess Dina is not interested in the meaning of Anonymous because it isn’t written on the back of a Stoli bottle or a Black American Express Card.

"As a parent, you tell them what you can tell them, but she’s 20 and I’m not going to say, ‘Stay home and don’t go out.’ That’s a ridiculous thing to do. When you’re 20 you have to learn a lot on your own. I’m there for support, and I’ll obviously give her my opinion, but she’s fine. She’s very smart."

Smart enough to spell "adequite"? Sure, we’ll buy it, just ask Robert Altman’s family to vouch for her as well.