George Clooney’s Regrettable Friendships

Georgie Porgie Pudding And Pie Clooney, best known for Kissing The Girls and Making Them Cry revealed bits and bobs of his "brutal night" out with fellow thespian Danny DeVito after DD’s promotional appearance on The View showed him tore up from the floor up:

"It wasn’t like we were out drinking. We were at a restaurant, sitting down, drinking. I was in bed by 11:30 at night and I woke up at, you know, 7 (a.m.) and I was still drunk (laughs). … It was a brutal night. Clooney, 45, tells "Today" co-host Matt Lauer that he and DeVito "were doing shots of limoncello and that’s all I can really say on the subject. . … I got to the point where I was dumping the shots into, ah, you know, a plant next to me and, um, I don’t think … I don’t think Danny saw me do that."

What a guy! Being a good wingman by covering for your friends drunken antics is what being homies is all about.

I bet this whole incident is just making it more painful for  George as he mourns the loss of another squat n’ hairy cohort, his much adored pet pig Max:

Clooney is said to be devastated that porcine pal heard "That’ll do, pig" and walked to the light of Hog Heaven after 19 years of oinking it up. The actor also lost his bulldog Bud earlier this year. If you need a new pet, George, I am more than willing to put on a kitty costume and move in. Holla!