Tori Tells It All

Poor Little Rich Girl Tori Spelling is set to pen a memoir to be published by Simon and Schuster as  part of her efforts to keep her soon to be born first child in Prada diapers and Cartier platinum pacifiers.

"We all think we know who Tori Spelling is because she has grown up in the public eye, but her book will give readers a chance to know the real Tori — a funny and resilient young woman with a fascinating story to tell," Jennifer Bergstrom, Vice President and Publisher of Simon Spotlight, said Monday in a statement.

I think we all could use a little more Donna Martin in our lives, don’t you? God knows we couldn’t get enough of her on 90210. Tori made headlines earlier this year after her mother Candy sweetly cut her out of the late TV Guru Aaron Spelling’s will, leaving Tori with an amount of money that wouldn’t buy one coat on sale at Old Navy.