Britney explains Party Binge and Crotch Shot Mayhem

We’ve all been waiting on a response from Ms Spears. It was all just too much, the absolute saturation of Brit’s little bits all over the internet. She recently spoke out about the incident on her website.

"It’s been so long since I’ve been out on the town with friends. It’s also been 2 years since I’ve even celebrated my birthday. Every move I make at this point has been magnified more than I expected, and I probably did take my newfound freedom a little too far. Anyway, thank God for Victoria’s Secrets’ new underwear line! I look forward to a new year, new music and a new me."

So, Britney has been out of the game a little while and hasn’t been keeping up with the latest dress standards. Also she appears to think that anything needed to be magnified at all! And finally there’s even a little product placement and the promise of a comeback - no doubt a step back to the ‘Hit Me Baby One More Time’ image.