J-Lo to adopt - Puerto Rico on alert

To join the long list of celebrities who don’t make music or act anymore and want to buy children from poor countries, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are looking to adopt a kid from Puerto Rico. Since the couple are both [allegedly] from that country, they see it fitting.

jennifer lopez and marc anthony singing

This comes after repeatedly denied reports of J-Lo seeking IVF treatment. A source close to the couple said this:

"Jen and Marc are dying to have kids but it just doesn’t seem to be working for them. Jen realizes she’s not getting any younger, so they’ve jointly decided that adoption may be the answer to their prayers."

The adopt-a-brownskin is getting a little out of hand and I think it wouldn’t hurt celebs who love the idea of adoption [no weight-gain, charity-status] to look in the United States.

Los Angeles alone has around 90,000 homeless people during any given night and the country holds about 1.37 million homeless children under 18 years as of 2005.

It’s not like they’re cheaper overseas..

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  1. Ednonymous said,

    December 11, 2006 @ 7:52 pm
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    Nobody told her that skeletor is sterile?

  2. SharkyExtreme said,

    December 11, 2006 @ 9:26 pm
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    She’s probably thinking to herself: ‘note to self, next time reconsider marrying someone who literally looks like they have no juice in them’

  3. Annoyed said,

    April 20, 2007 @ 6:38 pm
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    Just FYI, Puerto Rico IS part of the United States…

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