Mariah Vs. Mary: The Busty Blowout

Pop Star Mariah Carey’s legal team is hard at work to stop Porn Star Mary Carey from trademarking her name so the two won’t be confused with each other.

I am not sure why Mariah is so concerned about this, what’s so similar about them except their name? Let’s take a look:

Long Blondish Extensions, Fake Hooters, Delightful Wardrobe Consisting Of Bikinis The Size Of Kleenexes Bought On The Sale Rack At Frederick’s Of Hollywood?

Oh, wait. Never mind, I’m the one who was mistaken.

4 Comments »

  1. RainDrops said,

    April 11, 2007 @ 2:06 pm
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    They both do the same thingz it’s jus Mariah is a lil mo discrete, i guess u wuld call it that! bwahaha

  2. 916bizz said,

    April 11, 2007 @ 2:25 pm
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    mary carey iz a big ass hoe and her and mariah r complete opposites mariah wuld neva put down her fanz like dat hoe goin all around town drunk and tryin 2 do older men

  3. RainDrops said,

    April 11, 2007 @ 2:26 pm
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    916 plz. get ur bizz straight cuz that’s wat mariah does!

  4. RainDrops said,

    April 11, 2007 @ 2:27 pm
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    ^^^
    ps. bwahahaha!

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