Beyonce’s Body Problems

La Knowles is not very happy in the picture below, non?

I’d be totally pissed too if the bow of my very cute dress ended up as an arrow pointing to my boob doing its best impression of a Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade Balloon about 3 weeks into December. Get that girl a bicycle pump and get those tatas back on track!

One more of Beyonce’s baffling boob after the Jumpy McJumperson.

Oooh, is that a nipple? Jay-Z is gonna be blowing up somebody’s cellie later!

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  1. Vivian said,

    December 14, 2006 @ 9:54 am
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    Looks like implants to me.

  2. michael said,

    August 14, 2007 @ 11:40 pm
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    far she is hott

  3. letii said,

    September 11, 2007 @ 10:41 am
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    oooo beyonce everyone love you me too and i say ive gona be like you because i love you, you are my idoll and ever was good luck baby cause you are the best sexy actres in holywood and your dress are perfect..i am leta from peja so lucky with jay-z honey…

  4. david shaw said,

    November 10, 2007 @ 10:55 am
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    THESE ARE PRETTY GOOD LOOKIN’ PICTURE’S OF A HOTT WOMAN……….

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