Paris Hilton’s Nose Candy

Miss Hilton was captured with some sort of Christmas Snow in her nostrils after a a $2000 dinner with Brandon Davis at Nello’s restaurant in NYC. They left a $250 dollar tip after dining on Kobe Beef with White Truffles. When beleagured publicist Eliott Mintz was grilled over if it could be-wait for it-DRUGS, he only had this to say:

"I can tell you Paris does not use narcotics. I would imagine [it’s] something like whipped cream or a sugary substance from dessert. Something that naturally might have found it’s way to onto her face if she touched her nose or whatever. I’d label it a stray dessert."

When did Cocaine become the new dessert? Between Lindsay Lohan’s alleged fondness for cutting her blow with Strawberry Quik, to Paris’ sticky hook nose, this alarming trend is rising so fast I wonder if there should be some sort of Druggie Bake Sale going on. I’m gonna go make some Cinnamon Toast sprinkled with Crack right now.