The New Lindsay Lohan

Firecrotch Be Gone! This is  the serene and clean Lindsay, no more Strawberry Quik Cocaine Binges or wetting her pants drunk in the lobby of the Chateau Marmont, our girl is looking to replace the crass with some class!

Too bad she’s still sucking up to Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis like she’s that weird social outcast girl at school who is so desperate to kick it with the cool kids. She was spotted out clubbing with Brandon "I Dub Thee Firecrotch" Davis and Paris "I Never Called Her Firecrotch I Just Stood There Filming It With My Camera Phone And Sending It To My Address Book" Hilton. I predict this is going to end up like that scene in CARRIE by Stephen King, she’ll be standing on the dance floor at Hyde with a bucket of Brandon Davis’ Greasy Bear blood.