Posh Spice in Tom Cruise’s Scientology Movie

"Victoria is really hoping to make a go of it in Hollywood," the Daily Star reports. "This could be the perfect start for her, with good pal Tom Cruise in charge."

The Thetan is Tom Cruise’s gift to the crack-pot Scientology world which will star Beckham as the thetan alien bride. Sounds funny already. Cruise is bankrolling the entire operation after every major studio knocked it back. Costs could reach upwards of $80-100 million if you reference Travolta’s Battlefield Earth movie in 2000.

If you’re like me and you love bad-movies that want to be good, I see a B-grade hit. With Victoria Beckham in a lead supporting role this movie is shaping up to be pure comedy.

In all honesty, good luck to Posh and her acting career. She is plain and untalented enough to become a successful actress and Tom Cruise is a great partner to kick things off with - although Scientology is box-office poison.