Katie Holmes Does Not Have That Pregnant Glow

Is it just me or does Mrs. Cruise look about a million years older since the Wedding of The Century? There she is out shopping with stepdaughter Isabella last week and she is looking rode hard and put up wet:

You can really see that bump that had everyone wondering is there was a Suri 2.0 version en route from Xenu’s secret stash of Thetans. Those fishnets make her look like a 2 dollar No Holler Hooker and Isabella looks strained and concerned all at once. Guess someone isn’t taking their Hubbard approved Vitamins to keep you complacent. I can just see Tom Cruise rubbing his hands together as his transformation of Katie from normal healthy gal into some Scientology Stepford Wife is nigh completion! Victoria Beckham is going to be so proud that her influence is rubbing off.