News Flash: Star Jones Still A Bitch

Star Jones is quite possibly the only person who has gotten uglier since she lost weight and I am not just talking about that Freak Show body of hers. It was that nasty attitude that left gross doody like stains like her nasty body makeup on white couches.

“If I confess the truth, I’ve earned that diva image,” she told Extra. “I admit that sometimes I have enjoyed the celebrity more than I should have.I was on a hit show, doing (ads for) Payless; I was getting my health together; I met Al. I started to think, ‘Oooo, I got it going on!’ Now I know: Everything I had was a gift.”

Now we have her trying to atone for her sins by reaching out to the only person who could possibly save her: Oprah Winfrey. The fallen daytime diva has reached out to the Queen of them all in hopes that she can salvage what’s left of her tarnished image. Jones will accompany The Big O and her best friend Gayle King on a planned trip to South Africa in order to become more Winfrey-ed. Call it Boot Camp For Bitches.

Good luck with that one, O, because even Superman gets tired just THINKING about trying to hold that massive ego wrapped in lipo bangages up to the sky.