Keith Urban’s Other Woman

Dude, Keith Urban is a total ass haberdasher if he cheated on Nicole Kidman with what appears to be the runner up in the Miss Trailer Trash Pageant, one 23 year old peroxided mess called Amanda Wyatt:

“I feel sorry for Nicole. Keith cheated on her repeatedly with me, right up to just before they got married. He’s done it once and he will probably do it again. I know him as well as anyone and while he can be charming and loving, he is also someone who is constantly fighting his demons. I hope their marriage works - but leopards don’t change their spots.”

So now she’s on Nicole’s side? You don’t crawl out of bed with some boozed up wannabe Leif Garrett and hop on the Academy Award winning actress train. If she felt so sorry for her, why didn’t she keep her cookies on the shelf where they belonged? Some people just can’t resist a man with Jennifer Aniston’s haircut circa The Rachel Greene Era: