Mariah Carey Is A Thief

Posted: December 27, 2006 @ 2:16 pm

 The woman has like, a jillion dollars and she has the nerve to go over to my grandma’s house and steal her afghan off the plastic covered couch plus the roll of duct tape President Bush told us would keep the terrorists poison gasses from leaking into our homes and killing us all. For her to take my Granny’s blanket and use it as some sort of drapey thing like a Nepalese Sherpa and then wrap that stolen tape around her feet and pretend that those are BOOTS? Well, that’s just sick.

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  1. Vivian said,

    December 27, 2006 @ 3:20 pm
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    I’m sorry she stole from your Granny, but in all fairness to one of the world’s most endearing celebs, “It’s danged cold in them Coloraddy hills and that blanky was sho nuff purty! And, those durned high-heel boots was slippin’ on mah dogs!” Mariah truly is an icon and I would think you’d be embarrassed for bringing up something so “small” like theft. Mariah rocks!!!

  2. RainDrops said,

    April 11, 2007 @ 2:10 pm
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    bwahahaha….Mariah suxx! i mean don’t get me wrong the ho can sing well scream but she has nuthin else 2 offer but here looks!

  3. 916bizz said,

    April 11, 2007 @ 2:22 pm
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    rain drops u need 2 stfu ok u gott a big ass nose and u ain t got nothen 2 show 4 urself mariah u go sing and du wateva else u wanna du cuz diz bitch rain drops iz a h8r

  4. RainDrops said,

    April 11, 2007 @ 2:25 pm
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    r u n love w/ mariah carey, i mean y else wuld u stick up 4 sum1 u will never kno like that? can u say stalker, cuz it’s wat u r!

  5. mike brown said,

    June 2, 2009 @ 1:50 pm
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    there is always someone saying something about someone. making up lies about Mariah Carey that is wrong to do. dont hate on her. just because you want to be her.

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