The Other Britney Divorce

Awww, remember when these two were friends and it was all exposed cooters and pole dancing and FUN! I kind of long for those days.

“Britney called Paris and said she had decided not to be seen in public with her ‘for now.’ Britney told Paris that it’s not personal” And in retaliation Paris didn’t invite Britney to her December 18 Christmas party and now refers to her as “Animal” because, according to the source, “Britney doesn’t think about things before she does them. She just acts out.”

Really? You mean a beautiful and talented young girl thrust into the spot light with a stage mother that makes Patsy Ramsey look like Mother Theresa that’s given tons of money and adoration to the point where she can’t tell who really likes her and who is just hanging on so she marries some guy who in reality at the very most might you have a quick romp with behind the gas station where he mops the bathroom floor then squeezes out two babies and realizes that her marriage to Cletus isn’t all it’s cracked up to be so she goes on a bender sans panties? That girl has issues with impulse control? MADNESS, I tell you, UTTER MADNESS.