Rosie And Donald Go Another Round

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I am just so sick of these two, running around with all that money without the common sense and decency to get a proper toupee and some lipo. After Trump went crying like a little bitch to Larry King, Ho Donnell shot back a in the form of an epic poem, a Bitchy Beowolf if you will. Read the whole thing, it’s priceless. At one point she actually claims to believe that Cagney And Lacey from that defunct 80’s tv show about a couple og hardboiled women solving crimes in a man’s world are going to save the feminist movement by taking down The Combover King and His Booty Parades of pageants. I would have picked a person who exists outside of the magic talking box, but that’s just my silliness at work. In reality, it’d be McGyver all the way.

so what happens
when u say the emperor has no clothes
the comb over goes ballistic
via phone to mr king

choices
every minute
every day
everyone

i imagine it is interesting
as celeb feuds tend 2 b
so here r my thoughts

didnt watch
didnt u tube
restrict

i have no time 2 make art now
i am only off friday
which is never enuf
to detox

the pipes get full
bits of sludge
clog the flow

so tiny books
now
express in torn images
my inside

i was raised reading ms magazine
i remember the burning of bras
as women demanded equality
in unison

beauty pageants
where women were paraded around
judged valuable or not
by old white men

it is always old white men

they added a talent portion
and gave away college degrees
they evolved - beauty pageants
and eventually - nearly faded away
for good

remember the seventies

a young girl in nyc
meets a pimp
he cons her into a life of illusion
she works for him

no fun - no fucking - no future
she is owned
when she sneaks out -
to party the night away
he freaks

he roughs her up a bit
shames her in front of the others
teaches her to behave
for his own benefit

and just when we lost all hope
cagney and lacey showed up
they cuff the pimp
they free the girl

marybeth and christine
would never
be friends with a pimp

this is reality tv
like it or not
same same same
as vivi says

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