A Brangelina New Year’s

Posted: December 30, 2006 @ 8:02 am

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The Jolie-Pitt brood looks like they’ll be posting up in Costa Rica through the New Year after Brangelina’s appearance to hand out Christmas gifts to orphans. While Jennifer Aniston will be drinking a case of Veuve Cliquot and sticking pins into the tiny wax testes of a Voodoo Doll BradDad(complete with motorcycle helmet and diaper bag), the fabulous pair will be chillaxing with the kids, nanny and personal chef to attend to their whims. La Aniston has rejected the olive branch of peace held out by Maddox’s mom, choosing to hold a grudge the likes of which most of us dropped in junior high. Such a smart move on Aniston’s part, nothing boosts box office numbers like some emotional baggage and unresolved issues! No wonder directors had to tie her hands behind her back to keep her from making Rachel Greene gestures. Time to change the CD, Jen because it keeps playing the same pity me remixes over and over.

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  1. K- mac said,

    January 3, 2007 @ 9:44 pm
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    I hardly believe Aniston’s grudge (if she has one) is anything like high school. Personally, she ought to smack her ex-husband upside the head for allowing such scandal to creep into her life. True, Aniston and Pitt’s relationship was not perfect and no walk in the park, and Angelina may even be the better partner for Pitt; however, that does not excuse the axe Pitt flung into Aniston’s chest after the demise of the marriage. So Angelina extended an olive branch–that is like asking Palistine and Israel to call a truce for all time. Let them live in their respective corners; no need for either party to act as thought nothing ever happened. Angelina is playing with fire and needs to keep her mouth shut when it comes to Aniston.

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