Jesus, why can’t my dad be Lionel Richie. Like, I know you generally sweep up the crumbs off a coke mirror, but damn, this looks like Nicole was trying to find out what a bag of dust feels like in her mouth.

Also, I don’t understand the motivation of photographing yourself doing coke. These people are ‘celebrities’. 

An insider on the set of the movie, Factory Girl, has said the reason sex scenes between Sienna and Hayden Christensen are so convincing is because they are real!

"It’s not simulated," the insider said. "They’re really doing it."

Miller’s publicist has denied the claim reassuring the scene was just ‘good acting’.

Couldn’t she have thought of a better lie? No way we’re going to believe that. I’ve seen these two in other movies, acting is not their forte.

If you don’t remember, the pair had a fling while Sienna was on a break from ex, Jude Law. What better way to seal the deal than to capture their love making experience on 33mm?

After making claims to ‘wife’ Kate Moss that he is off the juice, Pete attempts to calm her while shooting up in a Thai backpackers. This from TheSun UK:

Bare-chested Doherty shot up several times after joining three girls in a backpacker’s £8-a-night room. Around him on a bed was strewn sordid drugs paraphernalia of a spoon and syringes, plus scattered banknotes in British, US and Thai currency.

He clasped a mobile between head and shoulder as concerned model Kate asked him where he was and what he was doing.
The out-of-it Babyshambles singer replied: “What’s the matter? I love you.”

Let’s shoot straight here: they are a couple because of a drug habit. Like their dependency on coke, they are dependent on each other’s dependencies. And Pete is apparently dependent on contantly making it known to the public his dependency.

Wow, this escalated quickly.

Parents of Atwater Aboudihaj, who died in the fatal car crash allegedly caused by singer, Brandy, are suing for the enormous amount of $50 million.

“Defendant Brandy Norwood was driving recklessly in the freeway when her car collided with Awatif Aboudihaj’s car,” the family stated in the claim.

Brandy is already facing misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter which could get her a year in jail and a $1000 fine. Now the celebrity status has caught up with her.

I can’t imagine a number like $50mil coming up if Brandy was not a singer. They are still claiming she wasn’t drunk or drugged, but driving recklessly? Is she on something I haven’t heard of?

The website, Parisexposed.com, which has only been open for a few weeks, is being sued by the one being exposed, Ms Paris Hilton.

The site that has regularly been airing Hilton’s dirty laundry, nude photos, the Ibiza sex tape and diary entries, is facing an attack from the whorish heiress.

Paris has stated she is "appalled to learn that people are exploiting me and my sisters’ private personal belongings for commercial gain." Only Paris herself is allowed to do that.

Likewise, she said the ‘invasion of privacy’ may cause people to "steal my identity, or even worse, to harass or stalk me."

The site offers a $39.95 a month registration to access mini video tapes, medical and legal documents and photographs which Paris used to own.

The funny thing is she has somehow been able to copyright a number of the items published on the site, and will sue them for copyright infringement.

Is that a desperate measure or what? It looks like maybe Paris doesn’t have a bruised leg to stand on, and we don’t really mind that finally Hilton Stupidity = Hilton’s Loss.

The suit claims that Paris’ items were bought by Nabil and Nabila Haniss for $2,775.00 and then sold to Parisexposed.com’s creator, Bardia Persa for $10million. A different possibility is that Paris failed to pay the $208 storage bill and so it was auctioned off, Persa making the final bid.

Here are some of the items you might be missing out on:

•March 2003 prescriptions for doxycycline and Vicodin
•Video of Hilton in a bubble bath taken by Girls Gone Wild’s Joe Francis
•Handwritten journal notes (”Pick up laundry,” “Call Jared,” “Love, peace, 420″)
• Invitation to Hilton’s 22nd birthday party
•Nevada marriage certificate for Nicky Hilton and Todd Meister
•Photo of Nicole Richie at a movie premiere
•Handwritten letter from ex-boyfriend Jason Shaw
•Certificate of Pedigree for a Pomeranian puppy
•Celebrity rights agreement between Rick and Kathy Hilton and Paris and Nicky Hilton
•Hilton’s U.S. passport