The Wrath Of Joe Simpson

Creepy Stage Dad Supreme Joe Simpson is fired up that his eldest daughter blew off a paying gig hosting a party at Las Vegas nightclub Pure to frolic with douchebag John Mayer instead. Jess is so about to get grounded for lying about wanting to spend a quiet night at home. As if she wasn’t in enough trouble with her lover dad, jer allowance is about to be docked $15,000 to cover the styling fees from the Kennedy Center performance she bailed on. $15,000 dollars? Who styled her? Did they have to pay some witch doctor to bring Vidal Sassoon back from the grave?