
Daddy’s Girl is having none of it as the amazingly normal adult of a celebrity Ivanka Trump lashes out at Rosie O’Donnell for her cruelty againts Big Poppa Combover:
Ivanka says, “I think it was unfair, it was uncalled for and, quite frankly, there was no reason for it. As my father said, she, too, has had a lot of second chances. You know, there’s nothing surprising about the fact that my dad’s gonna come back with a vengeance anytime anyone says anything negative against him.”
Yawn. Now what would really be awesome is if The Trump Kids Ivanka, Donald Jr., Tiffany, Eric and little Barron squared off against Rosie’s kids, Parker, Chelsea, Blake and Vivienne in a showdown to defend their parental honour! I’m seeing Pay-Per-View, ringside seats, death waivers, the whole nine yards! This could be very profitable for everyone involved.