Mariah Carey beats Mary Carey in Legal Namesake

It’s a win for Mimi who has not only prevented pornstar, Mary Carey, from trademarking her adult-movie moniker, but has also stopped her from being able to use the name at all! Mary Cook will have to do.

We generally sided with Mary - can anyone really confuse the two? - and wish the best for the ‘actress’, who had this to say:

mariah carey beats pornstar boobs

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  1. RainDrops said,

    April 11, 2007 @ 2:04 pm
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    bwahahaha…Mary Carey slaps Mariah Carey!

  2. 916bizz said,

    April 11, 2007 @ 2:14 pm
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    sue dat bitch mariah she aint nothen but a lil hoe mariah killz mary

  3. RainDrops said,

    April 11, 2007 @ 2:24 pm
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    916 u need 2 get ur bizz straight cuz i dunno if u r pro mariah carey or con mariah carey….u seem jus as crazy as mariah carey! bwahahaha!!!

  4. 916bizz said,

    April 11, 2007 @ 2:28 pm
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    shut da hell up mariah aint crazy like yo bitch azz u and mary carey r just da same

  5. RainDrops said,

    April 11, 2007 @ 2:29 pm
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    MARY CAREY SLAPS MARIAH CAREY
    BWAHAHAHA BWAHAHAHA BWAHAHA

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