Tara Conner’s Old Tricks

You can take the beauty queen to rehab, but you can’t make her stop drinking from the Fountain of Flirt now can you?

Rehabbing Miss USA Tara Conner’s famously supercharged hormones were very much on display at a cover photo shoot for New York Dog magazine, says Page Six. Before the to-do over her randy behavior, Conner was “ridiculously flirtatious” with male photo assistants at the session.

Asking a pageant princess not to use her feminine wiles in a completely inappropriate situation is like asking a nun to pose for Playboy. It’s so beyond the spector of reality, it borders on ludicrous. You’d have better luck getting Britney to trade the Cheetos and bare cootch for carrot sticks and cotton undies.