Shovel The Blob

Angelina Jolie is in high spirits as she continues to stick her Manolo Blahnik covered foot into her ample DSL gated mouth. This time biological baby wonder Shiloh Nouvel was the target:

“I think I feel so much more for Mad and Z because they’re survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her… I met my other kids when they were six months old, they came with personality. A newborn really is this… yes, a blob! But now she’s starting to have a personality… I’m conscious that I have to make sure I don’t ignore her needs just because I think the others are more vulnerable.”

Is it her goal to give that kid a complex before she’s even out of diapers? If so, then GOOOOOOOAAAALLLLL. Shiloh’s gonna make the Diff’rent Strokes kids look like Ghandi.