Lindsay’s Surgical Shocker

I was so hoping for something like this would surface so I wouldn’t look like a fool for saying she was in hospital for plastic surgery.

Turns out boozing your way through adolescense is-wait for it-DETRIMENTAL TO YOUR HEALTH. I know! It’s news to me too.

The appendectomy was routine, but what doctors discovered in her blood work was not,” a source close to the actress told The Enquirer. “Lindsay’s liver panel shows her drinking is taking a terrible toll on her health. Her liver enzymes are extremely elevated, and doctors warned her if she doesn’t quit boozing she could die!” The high levels of two particular liver enzymes indicate that some of Lindsay’s liver cells are damaged and are leaking these enzymes into her blood.

Do doctors really think the threat of death is going to stop La Lohan from drinking her way to an early grave? This is a woman who is not afraid of consequences, people. She Who Dons Leggings with wanton disregard can spit in the face of medical advice and not think twice.